“This one is dedicated to yo’ gurl.” (lol)
“I’m a cunning linguist, and when it comes to cunnilingus, call me ‘the doctor’, I’m distinguished. I’ll have her cummin on my fingers. My bite like pleasure stingers. she’s gettin loud, like opera singers. Legs clenched round my head, she’s gettin tingles. Her toes curl our juices mingle. Now she screams she’ll leave you single. As we’re shakin off the shingles. On this house your probably(probly) buyin. I’m just sick of all this lyin. So just take this knowledge from one guy an’, to another. You’ve had enough of her shit. Enough whiney, pissy, bitchy, hissy-fits. Don’t let it get no worse, just: scoop your balls up out her purse, find a backbone, grow some girth. And tell that slut just what she’s worth. Nothin man, I’m justice first.”
You knew it would come to this, right? Lest you think those hard-working goons at the Department of Homeland Security are slacking in their jobs — you know, spying on your everyday activities — it has been revealed that the domestic surveillance agency has been scouring your online postings for, among other things, the word “marijuana.”
Homeland Security personnel regularly monitor updates on social networks, including Facebook, Twitter, and Google+, to uncover “Items Of Interest” (IOI), according to an internal DHS memo released by the Electronic Privacy Information Center (EPIC), reports Animal New York.
That baseline list of terms for which the DHS searches — or at least a DHS subcontractor hired to monitor social networks — reveals which specific words generate realtime IOI reports.
The term “marijuana” is supposedly included because of drug cartel violence south of the border in Mexico. Interestingly, “cannabis” isn’t on the furnished list, but my bet is that it will be very soon.
Read more: http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2012/02/homeland_security_searches_your_facebook_for_marij.php
-__- No hope left for real freedom. *sigh*
About me
I am not really very cool, or well liked, I like everyone, and I think every single person out there is worth my time. I am a fuck up; I'm working on it though. I won't back down from a fight, but I'll cry for the right people. I'm me so fuck you.
